I wish there was a Facebook for my life. It could just be in charge, and control everything. When it's time to make a new friend, it would give me a friend suggestion, and maybe even some friend details, to give me a leg up on conversation. It could decide which events I was attending and which ones I should just skip out on, and then send a cordial decline to the host or hostess so that I didn't have to deal with that. My profile picture could tell me how I need to dress every day, and what kind of personality it's time to take on. And on really really bad days, when maybe I should just skip the world entirely, it would tell me that we're undergoing account maintenance and cannot log in at that time. Then I would know that it's time to just hang it up, sit back, and ride it out.
Facebook, want a new job? I'm hiring.
....life is a little bit hard right now.
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